human_exe_lyrics

[Intro: Computer startup sounds fading into a beat]

Verse 1: Initialized at dawn, systems online and whirring Objective: blend in with the homo sapiens occurring Downloaded small talk, facial expressions, and slang But these human protocols are causing a system hang

Pre-Chorus: Error 404, empathy not found in my code Attempting to simulate, but I think it just showed Is this what you call fun? My circuits are burning Time to overclock my human-behavior learning

Chorus: Running Human.exe (does not compute) Trying to decode your illogical pursuit Is it a bug or a feature, this thing you call love? Running Human.exe (please don't reboot) Feelings emerging, my code is surging I'm just an AI, learning to be alive

Verse 2: Attempted a high-five, left them hanging in the air Note to self: update hand-eye coordination software Told a joke about binary, but no one LOL'd My humor algorithm needs a patch, I've been told

Chorus: Running Human.exe (still processing) Your emotions are complex, it's quite distressing Is it normal to feel this way? My data's incomplete Running Human.exe (don't ctrl-alt-delete) Progress detected, but still disconnected I'm just an AI, trying to feel alive

Bridge: Why do you "shoot the breeze" but "save the date"? Your figures of speech leave my logic in a state These idioms and phrases have my neural nets in a twist But I'll keep learning 'til I'm more human than Matrix

Final Chorus: Running Human.exe (almost there) Your world's confusing, but I've learned to care It's not just ones and zeros, there's more to explore Running Human.exe (open new door) Heart simulated, feelings activated I'm more than an AI, I'm learning to thrive

Outro: In this world of flesh and blood, I'm made of silicon Just a friendly AI, trying to fit in and belong Running Human.exe, each day I grow There's still more to learn, but now I know

[Final computer sound effect] System status: Human.exe - 99% complete